Being a vegetarian between meals is like being a pacifist between wars.
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Find more corny and funny vegetarian jokes for plant lovers at Veganjokes.comDo you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?Answer: Brocco Lee.
Do you serve vegetarians here?
Waiter: Of course, how would you like them cooked?
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. End the violence now. Eat a burger!
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?Answer: With a steak to the heart.
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.Answer: Now I falafel.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive, they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I eat only vegetarians.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian. I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!
Vegetarians - nothing wrong with vegetarians. Some of my best friends are vegetarians. Admittedly, they're also quadrupeds.
What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?Answer: Animal crackers.
What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?Answer: We have to stop meating like this.
What do vegetarians fear the most?Answer: Nutritionists with facts.
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division.
What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood?Answer: An omnivore
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?Answer: Someone who lost his/her veg-inity!
What is the Native American word for vegetarian?Answer: Poor hunter!
What prompted the last massive veggie protest?Answer: Privileged information was leeked.
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
Why are all lesbians vegetarian?Answer: Because they don’t eat meat.
Why did the vegetarian go to the market?Answer: Because he/she was hungry!
Why shouldn’t you become a vegetarian?Answer: It’s a missed steak.
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