Funny vegetarian jokes

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Being a vegetarian between meals is like being a pacifist between wars.
Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?
Do you serve vegetarians here?
Waiter: Of course, how would you like them cooked?
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. End the violence now. Eat a burger!
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive, they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I eat only vegetarians.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian. I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!
Vegetarians - nothing wrong with vegetarians. Some of my best friends are vegetarians. Admittedly, they're also quadrupeds.
Peter Anderton
What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?

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