What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?Answer: We have to stop meating like this.
What do vegetarians fear the most?Answer: Nutritionists with facts.
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division.
What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood?Answer: An omnivore
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?Answer: Someone who lost his/her veg-inity!
What is the Native American word for vegetarian?Answer: Poor hunter!
What prompted the last massive veggie protest?Answer: Privileged information was leeked.
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
Why are all lesbians vegetarian?Answer: Because they don’t eat meat.
Why did the vegetarian go to the market?Answer: Because he/she was hungry!
Why shouldn’t you become a vegetarian?Answer: It’s a missed steak.
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