Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pork jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes porks. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pork are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pork jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.
Hey dude, are you a pork roast? 'Cause you are really well done.
How do you make a pork sausage roll?Answer: Push it down a hill.
What did the butcher say to the pig?Answer: Nice to meat you.
What do you call a pig that does karate?Answer: Pork Chop!
What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?Answer: A porkchop
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?Answer: A slow-pork
What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig?Answer: Pulled Pork
What would you get if Miss Piggy and Jackie Chan got married and had kids?Answer: Pork chops.
Where does a car thief go for a quick pork meal?Answer: To the chop shop.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why do pigs have nose rings?Answer: Because that makes it easier to make pulled pork.
Why is working at a Pork Sausage factory the worst job?Answer: Because every day is Ground Hog day.
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