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Funny pork jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pork jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes porks. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pork are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pork jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.
Hey dude, are you a pork roast? 'Cause you are really well done.
How do you make a pork sausage roll?
What did the butcher say to the pig?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig?
What would you get if Miss Piggy and Jackie Chan got married and had kids?
Where does a car thief go for a quick pork meal?
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
Why do pigs have nose rings?
Why is working at a Pork Sausage factory the worst job?

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