What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?Answer: Dough!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?Answer: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Whats a popcorn's favorite pizza topping?Answer: Popperoni
What’s a puppy’s favorite kind of pizza?Answer: Pupperoni
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?Answer: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?Answer: He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?Answer: He wanted to make some dough.
Why do I always fall in love with people who order Dominos for me?Answer: They have a pizza my heart.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?Answer: Because he’s such a fungi.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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