What did the pepperoni say to the cook?Answer: You wanna pizza me?
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?Answer: You don’t pepper-own-me.
What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?Answer: Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!
What did the tough pepperoni say?Answer: Hey, you wanna pizza me?
What do you call a sleeping pizza?Answer: A piZZZZZZa.
What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza?Answer: Sane
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?Answer: Slice to meet you.
What does an aardvark like on his pizza to go?Answer: Ant-chovies
What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?Answer: Slice, Slice Baby.
What is a pizza's favorite type of talk?Answer: A pep talk!
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?Answer: Pie hard.
What is the best paying job in the world?Answer: I don’t know, but pizza chefs sure make a lot of dough
What is the tastiest tower in the world?Answer: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?Answer: Cheeses Crust.
What pizza do dogs eat?Answer: Puperoni
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