What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost?Answer: Cauliflower!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?Answer: Pumpkin pi.
What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?Answer: Noise
What does a ghost drink?Answer: Booze
What does a ghost have in his morning coffee?Answer: Scream and sugar
What does a vegan zombie eat?Answer: Graaiiiiins
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?Answer: Breakfast in bed!
What does the ghost like on his roast beef?Answer: Grave-y
What is a ghost’s favourite fruit?Answer: Booberries
What is a mummies favorite kind of music?Answer: Wrap
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?Answer: Straw-berries!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?Answer: A neck-tarine!
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?Answer: A Blood Orange
What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?Answer: Life Savers.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?Answer: Veinilla
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