What kind of witch has cheese and ham on it?Answer: A sandwitch
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?Answer: A poultry-geist!
What's a vampire's favourite salad dressing?Answer: Italian VEINaigrette!
What's a werewolf’s favorite kind of bean to eat?Answer: A human bean
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?Answer: Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle?Answer: Rawmen
What’s a ghost’s favorite drink?Answer: Ghoul-aid
What’s a ghost’s favourite soup?Answer: Scream of tomato.
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?Answer: A Bloody Mary.
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster?Answer: You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?Answer: You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite?Answer: Vein-illa
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?Answer: Ghouldilocks
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Why are ghosts always hungry?Answer: Because the food goes right through them!
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