Why did Dracula take cough medicine?Answer: To stop his coffin.
Why did the monster eat the light bulb?Answer: Because he needed a light snack!
Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?Answer: He wanted a chef salad.
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?Answer: To get another rib.
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?Answer: He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Why doesn’t a skeleton mother drink water?Answer: Because it gives her more work!
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?Answer: It clotted.
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