What’s the difference between teachers and sweets?Answer: Kids like sweets!
Where do farmers send their kids to grow?Answer: Kinder-garden
Why did the boy leave the chestnuts in the rain?Answer: He wanted them rusted…
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?Answer: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why is A TV junkie like a hungry kid that just woke up?Answer: Because they both like cereals/serials!
Woman one: My husband’s cooking is so bad!
Woman two: How bad is it?
Woman one: Well, the kids have started praying after the meal.
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