What’s Abba’s favourite meal?Answer: Chicken Tikka
What’s Adele’s favorite dessert?Answer: Jello from the other side!
What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?Answer: Spoon
What’s the most musical part of the chicken?Answer: The drumstick.
Who is an apple’s favourite pop singer?Answer: Katy Peary
Who is Garfield's favorite singer?Answer: Lasagna Del Rey
Who was the best rock and roll blueberry?Answer: Chuck Berry
Why did the turkey join a band?Answer: So he could use his drumsticks.
Why did the vegetable band break up?Answer: They couldn't keep the beet.
Why did they let the chicken join the band?Answer: Because he brought his own drumsticks.
Why was Ginger the only real Spice Girl?Answer: Because Cumin, Parsley, Basil and Garlic were rejected...
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