What do you call an herb that sings?Answer: Elvis Parsley
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?Answer: I Got Tofu babe.
What does the music at a horse rave sound like?Answer: Oats oats oats oats...
What is a beef BBQ lover's favorite song lyric?Answer: Is it meat you're looking for?
What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?Answer: My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?Answer: R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?Answer: Nacho Man
What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?Answer: Love Meat Tenders
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?Answer: A turnip
What is a pig’s favorite song?Answer: Don’t Go Bacon My Heart
What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?Answer: Slice, Slice Baby.
What is an avocado’s favorite song?Answer: I Guac the Line
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?Answer: Ban-ana-na!
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