What do you call a vegetable that fights a lot?Answer: Carrot-te
What does a carrot priest say?Answer: Lettuce pray!
What's a vegetable's favourite martial art?Answer: Carrotee!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot!
Why do carrots improve your sight?Answer: They contain vitamin see!
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?Answer: It helps them sea better!
Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?Answer: Because it tastes like boogers.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is a carrot orange and pointy?Answer: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
Why was the programmer eating carrots?Answer: So that they could C#!
Why was the snowman at the carrot section of the grocery store?Answer: They were picking their nose!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?Answer: It had 24 carrots.
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