What do you get from an Alaskan cow?Answer: Frozen Yogurt
What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost?Answer: Vanishing cream.
What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?Answer: A milk shake.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?Answer: A steak with a built-in toothpick!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?Answer: A milkshake!
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?Answer: An animal that can milk itself.
What does a butcher call a cow on a hill?Answer: High Steaks
What does a cow order at Starbucks?Answer: A half-calf-double-latte.
What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?Answer: Love Meat Tenders
What is the best way to keep milk fresh?Answer: Leave it in the cow!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Answer: Udder nonsense
When was meat so high?Answer: When the cow jumped over the moon!
Where do cows go for lunch?Answer: The calf-eteria.
Where do milkshakes come from?Answer: Nervous cows
Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?Answer: She wanted chocolate milk.
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