What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?Answer: Pineapple
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?Answer: Strawberry jam!
What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer?Answer: A dill doe
What do you get when you cross a chicken and an earthquake?Answer: Scrambled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?Answer: A dilldoe
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?Answer: Something punny.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?Answer: Mashed potatoes!
What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?Answer: A very hairy omelette!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a pickle?Answer: A crocoDILL
What do you use to open a banana?Answer: A monkey!
What does a camel do on a pudding?Answer: Walks through the dessert.
What does a panda use to make pancakes?Answer: A pan...duh...
What does an aardvark like on his pizza to go?Answer: Ant-chovies
What does the music at a horse rave sound like?Answer: Oats oats oats oats...
What does the rooster say to wake up Cornelius Corn?Answer: Cob - a - doodle - do!
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