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What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and an earthquake?
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a pickle?
What do you use to open a banana?
What does a camel do on a pudding?
What does a panda use to make pancakes?
What does an aardvark like on his pizza to go?
What does the music at a horse rave sound like?
What does the rooster say to wake up Cornelius Corn?

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