What kind of dog races on Thanksgiving?Answer: Gravyhounds
What pizza do dogs eat?Answer: Puperoni
What plant can become an animal?Answer: An eggplant
What vegetable do gardeners plant for their cats?Answer: As-purr-agus!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?Answer: The strawberry is red!
What’s a chimp’s favorite ice cream?Answer: Chunky Monkey
What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?Answer: Pooched eggs
What’s a duck’s favorite food?Answer: A box of quackers!
What’s a llama’s favourite drink?Answer: Llamanade
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?Answer: Three zebras fighting over a pickle!
What’s black, white, orange and waddles?Answer: A penguin carrying a pumpkin.
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?Answer: Monkey fart
What’s the best vegetable to feed to a captive animal?Answer: Zoo-chini!
What’s the most musical part of the chicken?Answer: The drumstick.
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?Answer: The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
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