What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?Answer: A banana split.
What do you call a charismatic banana?Answer: A banana smoothie!
What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana?Answer: A balanced breakfast.
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers
What do you call two banana skins on the floor in the bedroom next to the bed?Answer: A pair of slippers!
What do you get if you throw two banana peels on the floor?Answer: A pair of slippers.
What do you use to open a banana?Answer: A monkey!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?Answer: Ban-ana-na!
What is long and yellow and always points north?Answer: A magnetic banana.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Answer: Cut it in half!
What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?Answer: Slippers!
What would you call two bananas?Answer: A pair of slippers.
What's white on the inside and green on the outside?Answer: A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
What’s a fruit’s favorite pick up line?Answer: This may sound bananas, but I find you appealing!
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?Answer: Monkey fart
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