What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
What will open the door to heaven?Answer: Whis-KEY!
Whiskey diet: I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Why did god invent whiskey?Answer: So the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
Why did you send me a text sms at 3am last night?
I did not - my whisky did.
Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink whiskey?Answer: Because it makes him mean!
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