What’s a foodie’s favorite TV show?Answer: Breaking Bread!
What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?Answer: Knead for Speed.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?Answer: It tends to get stale.
Who has the handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?Answer: Bread Pitt
Why are bread jokes always so funny?Answer: They never get mold.
Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?Answer: Because most of them are inbred
Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?Answer: They’re well bread!
Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?Answer: Because he didn’t have enough dough!
Why did bread break up with margarine?Answer: For a butter lover.
Why did the bread cross the road?Answer: To BUTTER the other side!
Why did the bread maker go to jail?Answer: She was caught beating an egg.
Why did the bread maker take a second job?Answer: She wanted to make some extra dough.
Why do all hot dogs look the same after coming off the grill?Answer: Because they are in bread.
Why does bread hate hot weather?Answer: It just feels too toasty.
Why does bread hate summer weather?Answer: Because summer heat can get too toasty.
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