What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?Answer: A blueberry jam!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?Answer: Strawberry jam!
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?Answer: His pa-JAM-as!
What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?Answer: You jam it.
What jam can't you eat?Answer: A traffic jam.
What month is good for toast?Answer: Jamuary
What type of jam don’t you want on toast?Answer: Toe jam
What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood?Answer: Jampire
Where do strawberries play their saxophones?Answer: At jam sessions.
Why did the baby strawberry cry?Answer: Because its Mum was in a jam!
Why did the strawberry cross the road?Answer: Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did the strawberry cry?Answer: It was in a jam!
Why was the little blueberry so upset?Answer: It’s parents were in a jam.
Why was the little strawberry crying?Answer: Because his parents were in a jam.
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