Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wok.
Wok who?
Wok, don’t run.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pass the Pizza we're hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Waffle!
Waffle who?
Stop waffling around and open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there.
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut, butter open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cashew.
Cashew who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cookie!
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry this cake to the table so we can start the party.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel about the fight!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel my bike and hurt my leg.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gino!
Gino Who?
Gino these strawberries are absolutely delicious, try them!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish stew.
Irish stew, who?
Irish stew in the name of the law.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to make the donuts!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
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