Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Toph
Toph who?
Sorry, we don’t serve tofu.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter!
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wok!
Wok who?
I wok all the way here and you won’t even let me come in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yogurt.
Yogurt who?
Yogurt to love my jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
That’s my favorite kind of milk.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado cold.
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