Funny school jokes

Why did the Skittles go to school?
Why did the Smartie go to school?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Why do university administrators love asparagus?
Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

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