What do you call it when 2 chips fall in love?Answer: A relation-dip.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?Answer: You gouda brie kidding!
What happens when two hamburgers on the grill fall in love?Answer: They live together in holy meatrimony!
What happens when you go on a date with a root vegetable?Answer: Your heart beets fast.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?Answer: The Stilton.
What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?Answer: Lettuce alone without dressing.
What's on a honeymoon salad?Answer: Lettuce alone with no dressin.
Why are chefs good lovers?Answer: Because they understand the pan needs to be hot before putting their meat in
Why did bread break up with margerine?Answer: For a butter love!
Why did the bee get married?Answer: He found his honey!
Why did the grape go out with a prune?Answer: He couldn’t find a date!
Why did the pineapple go out with a prune?Answer: Because he couldn't find a date!
Why do melons have weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe!
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?Answer: Because its got heart.
Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?Answer: He'll dessert you!
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