What do snowmen eat for lunch?Answer: Iceburgers
What do some people have against cheeseburgers?Answer: They say, ‘Burgers can’t be cheesy!’
What do you call a pig thief?Answer: A hamburglar
What do you call someone who steals pigs?Answer: A ham-burglar.
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac!
What happened to the hamburger that missed too much school?Answer: He had to stay after school to ketchup.
What happens when two hamburgers on the grill fall in love?Answer: They live together in holy meatrimony!
What is a Penguin's favourite salad?Answer: Iceberg lettuce.
What is the hamburgers’ motto?Answer: If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
What kind of baseball do burgers play?Answer: Ketchup baseball!
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?Answer: Burger Alarms
Where did the hamburger go on New Year’s Eve?Answer: To the meat ball!
Where do hamburgers dance?Answer: A meat ball.
Who can beat any burger at golf?Answer: A links sausage!
Why are hamburgers so happy at barbeques?Answer: They get to meet all their old flames.
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