Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Answer: Because it’s a FAST food!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?Answer: They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Why was the hamburger thrown out of the army?Answer: Because he couldn't pass the mustard.
Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?Answer: He was good at bacon burgers.
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