What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything?Answer: Three Men And A Baby
What's a horror nuts favorite movie?Answer: The Creature from the Black Legume
What's Thanos' favorite drink?Answer: Snapple
What’s a dessert’s favorite actor?Answer: Robert Brownie, Jr!
What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater?Answer: Root beer
What’s a jack o’ lantern’s favorite movie?Answer: Pulp Fiction!
What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?Answer: Fish and ships!
What’s fat, slimy, and drinks a lot of Coffee?Answer: Java the Hut
What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?Answer: Frankenswine
Who serves food at the Star Wars Taqueria?Answer: Darth Waiter
Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork?Answer: Cos there is no spoon
Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie?Answer: Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.
Why does Thanos eat cereal?Answer: Because it's part of a well balanced breakfast
Why is popcorn way better than a movie?Answer: Because they are just so much butter.
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