What do you call a serial killer watermelon?Answer: A slaughter melon.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa?Answer: Hottermmelon.
What do you do if someone says an onion is the only food that can make them cry?Answer: Throw a watermelon at their face.
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli?Answer: A melon-coli snack!
What do you get when you slice a watermelon in four pieces?Answer: A quartermelon!
What do you have left over after a pig eats a watermelon?Answer: Pork Rinds!
What is red when you go and green when you stop?Answer: A watermelon.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?Answer: Want to see my melons?
When do you go on red and stop on green?Answer: When you are eating a watermelon.
When do you start on red and stop on green?Answer: When you're eating a watermelon!
Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?Answer: They always have seed money.
Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?Answer: They get melancholy.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?Answer: It wanted to become a watermelon.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?Answer: He lost his rind.
Why do watermelons have such fancy weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe!
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