What water yields award winning sweet potatoes?Answer: Perspiration!
What water yields the most beautiful asparagus plants?Answer: Perspiration
What water yields the most beautiful cauliflower garden?Answer: Perspiration!
What water yields the most beautiful veggie garden?Answer: Perspiration!
What’s a donut’s favorite drink?Answer: Hole-y water!
Why are tea lovers always living on the edge?Answer: Because they often find themselves in hot water.
Why don't blondes eat Jello?Answer: They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Why is imported Vodka so clear?Answer: So Russians can tell it's not tap water.
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