What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?Answer: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?Answer: It ran out of juice.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?Answer: It said concentrate.
Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?Answer: He couldn't concentrate!
Why was the orange so good at running races?Answer: It was always juiced up and ready to go!
Why were the apple and orange alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate".
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