Funny dough jokes

What kind of dough does a gamer use?

Answer: Nintedough

Whats the difference between a baker, and someone who is addicted to watching 'The Simpsons'?

Answer: One kneed's Dough, and the other needs Doh!

Which martial art is the bakers favorite?

Answer: Tae Kwon Dough

Why can't cookies dough hold a steady job?

Answer: Because it's always getting baked.

Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?

Answer: Because he didn’t have enough dough!

Why did the baker get a second job?

Answer: He needed some extra dough.

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?

Answer: For the extra dough!

Why did the bread maker take a second job?

Answer: She wanted to make some extra dough.

Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?

Answer: Because Pete’s a pan.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut company?

Answer: She was fed up with the hole business!

Why did the man go into the pizza business?

Answer: He wanted to make some dough.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

Answer: To raise some dough!

Why is dough another word for money?

Answer: Because everyone kneads it.