What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn't pasta?Answer: An impasta
What kind of pasta does the pope eat?Answer: Holy macaroni!
What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?Answer: Fettuccini afraido!
What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?Answer: Ravi-lonely
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?Answer: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
What's the most relaxing type of pasta?Answer: Spa-ghetti
Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?Answer: Because he was a little square!
Why was the Italian chef so stressed?Answer: Because his job was in pasta bowl.
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