Funny soup jokes

What do you call a hero who loves soup?

Answer: A soup-er hero!

What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?

Answer: The best PhoKing you'll ever know

What happens when you eat alphabet soup?

Answer: You swallow your words.

What is a vampire’s favourite soup?

Answer: Scream of mushroom

What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?

Answer: Everyone would roast beef.

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Answer: Everyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!

What should you do if your soup is too hot?

Answer: Add a chilly pepper.

What’s a ghost’s favourite soup?

Answer: Scream of tomato.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Answer: It’s easy to roast beef.

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ”Good heavens,” he said, ”what is this?” ”Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. ”I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. ”What is it now?”

Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?

Answer: It clotted.