Funny pig jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

Answer: A ham sandwich

What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?

Answer: Ham and eggs!

What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?

Answer: A porkchop

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Answer: Bacon and legs

What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?

Answer: A slow-pork

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?

Answer: Bacon and Legs

What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig?

Answer: Pulled Pork

What do you have left over after a pig eats a watermelon?

Answer: Pork Rinds!

What is a pig’s favorite song?

Answer: Don’t Go Bacon My Heart

What is the pig’s favorite magazine?

Answer: Porks Illustrated

What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?

Answer: They love Hoggin Daz.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Answer: Root beer.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Answer: The price of bacon would skyrocket.

What’s the difference between men and pigs?

Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.