When is a pig an ecologist?Answer: When he recycles garbage into ham.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?Answer: He was bacon in the heat.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?Answer: He felt like bacon.
Why did the pig go to the casino?Answer: Because he wanted to play the slop machines.
Why did the pig kill the farmer?Answer: To save his own bacon.
Why do pigs have nose rings?Answer: Because that makes it easier to make pulled pork.
Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?Answer: He was good at bacon burgers.
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