Funny crime jokes

Why did the pancake get arrested?
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
Why did the police officer arrest the popcorn?
Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?
Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives?
Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
Why was the cannibal cop arrested?
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Why was the meat packer arrested?
Why was the tea bag at the police station?

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