Why did the pancake get arrested?Answer: It had committed multiple unwaffle actions!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?Answer: They suspected it of fowl play!
Why did the police officer arrest the popcorn?Answer: It was guilty of all salt and buttery.
Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?Answer: Because they always keep their eyes peeled!
Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives?Answer: Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?Answer: Because it makes you break out!
Why was the cannibal cop arrested?Answer: He was caught grilling his suspects!
Why was the little strawberry crying?Answer: Because his parents were in a jam.
Why was the meat packer arrested?Answer: For bringing home the bacon.
Why was the tea bag at the police station?Answer: She was mugged in broad daylight!
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