My old man never used to cook, so we lived on takeaway. The others were always jealous.
Nothing's better than a picnic.
Strawberries are what make life taste wonderful.
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.
Vegetarians - nothing wrong with vegetarians. Some of my best friends are vegetarians. Admittedly, they're also quadrupeds.
We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge.
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.
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