What does a good beef steak hot off the barbeque have in common with sex?Answer: They're both very rare.
Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?Answer: They get to meet all their old flames.
Why did the dwarf chef leave the restaurant?Answer: Because the steaks were too high.
Why don't men cook at home?Answer: No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
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