What does German cereal say when it sees the milk in the morning?Answer: Gluten-tag
What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast?Answer: Surreal and Milk!
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?Answer: Evaporated milk.
What if soy milk...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?Answer: Santa’s burps!
What is the best way to keep milk fresh?Answer: Leave it in the cow!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Answer: Udder nonsense
Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?Answer: She wanted chocolate milk.
Why did the dairy farmer feed his cows money?Answer: Because he wanted rich milk.
Why did the dairy farmer take his milk to church?Answer: Because it needed to be pastor-ized.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
You know how you know milk is bad?Answer: When it's outside of the cow...
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