What’s a duck’s favorite food?Answer: A box of quackers!
What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?Answer: You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?Answer: The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
Who was the scariest cake?Answer: Attila the Bun!
Why can't cookies dough hold a steady job?Answer: Because it's always getting baked.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?Answer: Because he felt crumb-y.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?Answer: He was feeling really crumbie!
Why did the cookie lay down?Answer: Because he was feeling crumby.
Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?Answer: Because he lost his filling.
Why does the blonde always put her laptop on a cooling rack while she's using it online?Answer: 'Cause it says, "This site uses cookies, Duh!"
Why is history like a fruit cake?Answer: It's full of dates!
Why was the cookie crying?Answer: Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
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