What happens when veggies throw a party?Answer: They get a DJ to turnip the beet.
What horror movie do all vegetables love?Answer: Silence Of The Yams.
What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?Answer: A Cab-bage!
What is green and sings?Answer: Elvis Parsley
What kind of jewelry do vegetables wear?Answer: Onion rings.
What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?Answer: Corny ones!
What kind of socks do you need to plant vegetables?Answer: Garden hose!
What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?Answer: Vegetables
What kind of vegetable can you grow in your basement?Answer: Cellar-y!
What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?Answer: Squash
What kind of vegetable is known for spoiling?Answer: A leek.
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?Answer: Beets me.
What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?Answer: Frozen ones!
What table can you eat?Answer: A vegetable
What type of vegetables have trouble speaking up for themselves?Answer: Hoarse radishes!
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