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Funny vegetable jokes

Find more corny and funny vegetable jokes for vegans and vegetarians at Veganjokes.com
What happens when veggies throw a party?
What horror movie do all vegetables love?
What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?
What is green and sings?
What kind of jewelry do vegetables wear?
What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?
What kind of socks do you need to plant vegetables?
What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?
What kind of vegetable can you grow in your basement?
What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
What kind of vegetable is known for spoiling?
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?
What table can you eat?
What type of vegetables have trouble speaking up for themselves?

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