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Funny vegetable jokes

Find more corny and funny vegetable jokes for vegans and vegetarians at Veganjokes.com
What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
What vegetable is only slightly cool?
What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?
What vegetable plays music in the garden patch?
What's the best way to burn vegetables?
What's the coolest vegetable?
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
What’s the best vegetable to feed to a captive animal?
What’s the fastest vegetable?
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
Where do vegetables grow up?
Which vegetable always shows up in the lost and found?
Which vegetable do dogs like best?
Which vegetable loves animals the most?
Why couldn't the radish unwind?

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