What vegetable has eyes but can't see?Answer: A potato
What vegetable is only slightly cool?Answer: A Radish
What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can't quite manage it?Answer: A radish
What vegetable plays music in the garden patch?Answer: The bell peppers!
What's the best way to burn vegetables?Answer: Roast them.
What's the coolest vegetable?Answer: A rad-ish!
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?Answer: A hoarse raddish!
What’s the best vegetable to feed to a captive animal?Answer: Zoo-chini!
What’s the fastest vegetable?Answer: A runner bean!
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?Answer: The vegetable garden.
Where do vegetables grow up?Answer: Cauli-fornia
Which vegetable always shows up in the lost and found?Answer: The turnip!
Which vegetable do dogs like best?Answer: Collie-flower!
Which vegetable loves animals the most?Answer: A zoo-cchini!
Why couldn't the radish unwind?Answer: Because it wasn't as cool as a cucumber!
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