What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?Answer: You take me for grunted.
What is a Happy Farmer’s favorite candy?Answer: A Jolly Rancher.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Answer: Udder nonsense
What new crop did the farmer plant?Answer: Beets me.
Where do farmers send their kids to grow?Answer: Kinder-garden
Why can’t the bankrupt farmer complain?Answer: Because he’s got no beef.
Why can’t you tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?Answer: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Answer: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.
Why did the pig kill the farmer?Answer: To save his own bacon.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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