Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking?Answer: He ran out of Thyme.
Why did the taco chef stop cooking?Answer: He ran out of thyme.
Why do gardeners hand out their herbs?Answer: To pass the thyme.
Why don’t you need to hurry when gathering herbs in the garden?Answer: Because you’ve got plenty of thyme.
Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?Answer: Because thyme heals all wounds.
Why shouldn’t you invite herbs to dinner?Answer: No one has got thyme for dills.
Why was the chef late to work?Answer: He ran out of thyme
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