Where did Mario buy his lunch?Answer: Mario Mart
Where do cows go for lunch?Answer: The calf-eteria.
Who has friends for lunch?Answer: A cannibal.
Why did the kid eat a dollar bill?Answer: Because it was his lunch money.
Why didn't the moon eat all its lunch?Answer: Because it was full.
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?Answer: They were 2 shellfish!
Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.
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