What’s a Canadian’s favourite dessert?Answer: Chocolate moose!
What’s a dessert’s favorite actor?Answer: Robert Brownie, Jr!
What’s angry and goes with custard?Answer: Apple grumble!
What’s the best thing to take to the desert?Answer: A thirst-aid kit.
Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?Answer: A sheet cake.
Why are Italian desserts so loyal?Answer: They cannoli be happy with you.
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?Answer: Because it was royal jelly.
Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?Answer: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?Answer: He'll dessert you!
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