Funny bacon jokes

What do you call a pig that’s wrong?

Answer: Mistaken bacon

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Answer: Streaky bacon!

What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?

Answer: Ham-ish

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Answer: Bacon and legs

What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?

Answer: Bacon and Legs

What is a frog’s favourite flavour of crisp?

Answer: Croaky bacon

What is a pig’s favorite song?

Answer: Don’t Go Bacon My Heart

What is the pig’s favorite magazine?

Answer: Porks Illustrated

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Answer: The price of bacon would skyrocket.

What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?

Answer: Frankenswine

Which celebrity smells the best?

Answer: Kevin Bacon

Why did the bacon laugh?

Answer: Because, the egg cracked a yolk!

Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?

Answer: He was bacon in the heat.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Answer: He felt like bacon.