Why did the pig kill the farmer?Answer: To save his own bacon.
Why is it called Canadian bacon?Answer: Because they’re really sorry it’s not real bacon.
Why was the meat packer arrested?Answer: For bringing home the bacon.
Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?Answer: He was good at bacon burgers.
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