What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?Answer: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What is the most musical part of a turkey?Answer: The drumsticks.
What key can't open doors no matter how hard you try?Answer: Turkey
What key won't open any door?Answer: A turkey.
What sound does a turkey's phone make?Answer: Wing, wing, wing!
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving?Answer: Turkeys & people after Thanksgiving dinner.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?Answer: A poultry-geist!
What's blue and covered in feathers?Answer: A turkey holding its breath.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey trot.
What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?Answer: All about that baste.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?Answer: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?Answer: Serve him lots of chocolate and ice cream.
What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard?Answer: A turkey has two drumsticks.
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The turkey.
What's the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey.
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