Funny turkey jokes

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?

Answer: Peck on someone your own size!

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?

Answer: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

Answer: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Answer: Boy! I'm stuffed!

What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?

Answer: Real men eat beef!

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Answer: Google, google, google!

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Answer: Quack! Quack! Quack!

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Answer: Have peck-nics!

What do you call a running turkey?

Answer: Fast food.

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

Answer: Lucky!

What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?

Answer: A per-key!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Answer: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?

Answer: To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

Answer: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Peach gobbler.