Funny turkey jokes

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

Answer: The outside!

Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?

Answer: A turkey, because it is always stuffed.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

Answer: The turkey because he's already stuffed!

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?

Answer: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!

Why can't you take turkeys to church?

Answer: They use fowl language!

Why did the Chicken and Turkey audition for the band and were accepted?

Answer: They had drumsticks

Why did the cranberries turn red?

Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing.

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

Answer: They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

Answer: They suspected it of fowl play!

Why did the turkey join a band?

Answer: So he could use his drumsticks.

Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?

Answer: Because he already had drum sticks!

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

Answer: Because they never learned good table manners!

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

Answer: Because if they dropped them, they would break.

Why don’t you put the turkey near the sweet potatoes?

Answer: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?

Answer: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!